The Lady Garden

Shorter Comments Policy

Don’t be a dickhead.

Longer Comments Policy

We don’t allow anonymous comments. We understand people not wanting to use their real names, and that’s fine, but there’s nothing stopping anyone using a consistent pseudonym in comments.

We are fine with swearing, strong language and general excitableness. We are NOT fine with abusing other commenters – even if you don’t use naughty words doing it. Basically, we’re not going to ask you to leave our Lady Garden if you put your elbows on the table and don’t stick out your pinky when drinking your tea, but if you smash up your cup and threaten to cut someone with it (and you haven’t previously negotiated play-boundaries with Emma) don’t be surprised if it doesn’t go down well. We’re all about going down well.

At whimsy, we may delete abusive comments, or disemvowel them, or save them up secretly and then publish them all at once, accompanied by IP numbers. So exciting, can’t wait to see what happens.

Also, look, just don’t be a dickhead.